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Guess what thelatest invention in crowd control is? Yup! It's a heat ray! Zap!

Could it have come from the minds of trekkies, Star Wars lovers, idolizers of Spock and Boba Fett that somehow managed to work their fantasies into reality? That's what I'm guessing.

Whichever, I'd like a big bowl of chicken soup and a grilled cheese sandwich. Comfort food. Because the world is a scary place.