News flash!

Somehow, the AP has discovered that the universal appeal of the Hooters restaurant chain isn't its tasty wings. Rather, they find, it's the tits! Surprise, surprise!

Could the AP possibly be spending its time on anything less worthwhile? Perhaps an investigation into why my ass itches so much?

The most retarded part of this story is that it's been picked up by no less than 83 times. Re-tard-ed.