Can't you hear the clicking?

They're listening! They can hear everything! At least, according to Fox News, they can.

Fucking weird. I'm not sure what to make of this, but Fox says the Fibbies can remotely activate anyone's cell phone microphone and listen to conversations that way, so in effect, nobody's safe from Big Brother.

Unless you toss your cell phone.

But why would Rupert Murdoch want you to do that? How strange...