Bring me my ranch dressing hose!

And here's a few more good ones:

The CIA fired its head of counter-terrorism recently because he refused to support the CIA's torture program, and to hell with the Geneva convention. They're not even bothering to hide the reason:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2036182,00.html

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Ann Coulter refers to Muslims as "ragheads":

http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Ann_Coulter_describes_Muslims_as_ragheads_0210.html