Cheney's got a gun....

Guys, check this out:

Cheney is the first vice president to shoot anyone while in office since Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton in 1804. I believe that makes him the only person to hold either the presidency or the vice presidency of the United States of America to have EVER SHOT ANYONE "ACCIDENTALLY." EVER. THE ONLY ONE.

Why? Because Cheney sucks THAT MUCH.

Here's some more stories about Aaron Burr that are fun to read with Cheney in mind:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Burr

Oh, and on Fox News' interview with Cheney, they made reference to this, but they called Burr's duel with Hamilton "other circumstances." As in, Burr shot someone under "other circumstances" than Cheney shot Whittington under. They can't say that the only other vice president who has ever shot someone while still in office was fighting a DUEL to the DEATH. Because Cheney fucked up badly enough to actually shoot someone without meaning to. If Cheney had wanted the fucker dead, he'd be dead. He wouldn't be holed up in Corpus fuckin' Christi with a goddamn heart attack. No, the fucker'd be dead. Flat out. And Dick wouldn't be telling Brit how badly he felt on primetime cable. He HATES that shit! He fucking HATES being in the spotlight! He shuns it like vampires shun the SUN!

So, Cheney is a vampire. It all makes sense....

I feel like some blood sausage. Rare.