Adriane!

After a two-week long hiatus from this little site o' mine, what shall I write about? Hmmmm? So much going ON! Shall I talk about the National Intelligence Estimate that found Iraq to be creating more terrorists as opposed to winning the war on terror?

Nah.

How about the abounding conspiracy theories that surround our plummeting gas prices? Shall I give throat to my own suspicions that someone somewhere thinks that if I'm only paying $2.40 a gallon in November I'll be more likely to vote for the GOP?

Nah.

How about the various races in my very own Colorado, and the fact that newly-released polls indicate that a number of previously "safe" Republican districts are now estimated to be in danger of being taken over by Democratic candidates?

Nah.

I know! I'll talk about Uwe Boll!

Who?

Y'know, that German film director who just challenged each of his film critics to a boxing match. Boll, who is responsible for such hideous B movies as "BloodRayne" and "Alone in the Dark," was apparently sick and tired of the bad rap his movies were getting, and he started taking it personally. So personally, in fact, that he managed to KO every single one of the critics that accepted his proposal- even the ones who thought the whole thing was a joke.

Jeff Sneider of Los Angeles, a journalist with Ain't It Cool News, went down in a technical knockout in the first round after his trainer threw in the towel.

He said Boll, 41, had told him it was just a joke, a public relations stunt.

"Then he started beating the crap out of my head," he said. "I think he's a jerk. This might be PR but I don't want to keep getting punched in the head."

Meanwhile, Boll's trophy actress, Kristanna Loken, admired his fighting style from the audience.

"It's absolutely ridiculous. That's why I love him," she said.

Me too, Boll. Me too.