Par-TAY!

I'm gonna get so fucked up tonight. They'll find me howling in the streets, yelling, "EAT THAT, YOU HALLIBURTON-LOVING MOTHERFUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Libby was found guilty today, and the bitch is going to be grabbing his ankles in a federal penitentiary for years to come.

Hey Scooter. Watch out for your cornhole, buddy.