Forbidden love

In order to satisfy the sensationalist hunger of my only repeat visitor, the collection of links below has been assembled to allow for a full picture of just what the hell is going on with Rep. Foley, the gay Republican from Florida who got caught sending vivid IM's to underage boys. Yummy.

A timeline of how the story broke, from Wonkette.

You can read the entire original transcript of Foley's fucked-up emails here, thanks to ABC. The details get a little wacko, though, as Foley and this kid talk about masturbation methods. One excerpt (Foley is Maf54):

Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
Xxxxxxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Xxxxxxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that is true
Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

From the AP, a note about how GOP candidates and incumbents across the country are scrambling to give back money they'd received from Foley's political action committee.

Here's a story about how Congressional Republicans were warning pages as early as 2001 to stay away from Foley.

And now, Republicans are turning on each other in an attempt to salvage their careers before the election. Ha. The jackals. And it's kind of ironic that the House Majority Leader's name looks like "boner."

Satisfied? I hope so. NAMBLA sure is.